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Plot: Dodgy art dealer, Charlie Mortdecai goes on the hunt for a stolen Goya, in film that borrows all its best bits from Ealing and Carry On.
Release Date: Monday 8th June 2015
Format: DVD / Blu-ray ? VOD
Director(s): David Koepp
Cast: Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan McGregor, Paul Bettany, Jeff Goldbloom.
BBFC Certificate: 12
Running Time: 107 mins
Country Of Origin: USA
Review By: Paula Hammond
Film Rating


Bottom Line

If you put your brain in neutral and don’t expect too much, Mortdecai is a watchable, quotable romp.

Posted June 6, 2015 by

Film Review

If you enjoyed the Coen-scripted, box-office belly-flop that was Gambit, then the chances are, you’ll love Mortdecai. Both have that British comedy caper feel. Both play like period pieces, although they’re clearly not. And both were quite unfairly savaged by the critics.

Comparing Gambit to Coen Brothers films such as Oh Brother or The Big Lebowski, was always going to be unfair. Oh Brother and its ilk are part of Joel and Ethan’s ongoing homage to Americana. The Lady Killers, The Man Who Wasnt There and Gambit tap into their long-standing love of Ealing Comedies. The problem is that, to get the joke your really have to appreciate the source material. The same is true of Mortdecai.

Based on the novels by the larger-than-life author, actor, art-dealer, and swordsman, Kyril Bonfiglioli, Charlie Mortdecai and his man servant Jock, are basically the anti Jeeves and Wooster. It’s all terribly British, with a dash of Ealing and Carry On humour thrown in for good measure. And that’s exactly what director, David Koep delivers.

Depp, as Mortdecai channels, Terry Thomas complete with gap tooth and foppish gurning. He’s an outrageous, one-dimensional caricature, composed of verbal ticks and facial hair. The stupendous pay cheque that came on the heels of Pirates Of The Caribbean may, arguably, have ruined Depp as a serious actor, but in this instance he knows exactly what he’s doing.

Ewan McGregor is the inept but nice MI5 agent destined to stand in the sidelines while some bounder wins the object of his affections – namely Gwyneth Paltrows posh totty, Johanna. However Paul Bettany simply steals the film from under everyone’s moustachioed noses with a laugh out loud turn as Mordecai’s shag-tastic thuggish ‘butler’, Jock Strap. There you go. It’s pure Carry On.

There is, of course, a plot of kinds involving Mortdecai’s attempts to retrieve a stolen Goya, but all this is secondary to the silliness at hand. If you put your brain in neutral and don’t expect too much, Mortdecai is a watchable, quotable romp.

Paula Hammond - Features Editor

Paula Hammond is a full-time, freelance journalist. She regularly writes for more magazines than is healthy and has over 25 books to her credit. When not frantically scribbling, she can be found indulging her passions for film, theatre, cult TV, sci-fi and real ale. If you should spot her in the pub, after five rounds rapid, she’ll be the one in the corner mumbling Ghostbusters quotes and waiting for the transporter to lock on to her signal… Email:


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