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Santa Goes To Hollywood


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Posted December 21, 2015 by


Santa’s workshop is a pretty quiet place between Christmases, so have you ever wondered what the big man gets up to for the rest of the year to keep himself entertained? He goes to Hollywood, of course. In fact, these film posters may jingle some bells this festive season…

This horror-filled tale of sea, sand and Santa made us all wish we hadn’t eaten quite so many mince pies. That’s some bad hat, Chris.


Bothered by things that go “ho-ho-ho” in the night? Who you gonna call?


Have you been naughty or nice this year? Whatever happens just remember, “It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.”


Project Mistletoe starts here. Probably best not to ask Santa for soap though.


And finally, who can forget the classic line from this classic film: “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”


Thanks to for the images.

Paula Hammond - Features Editor

Paula Hammond is a full-time, freelance journalist. She regularly writes for more magazines than is healthy and has over 25 books to her credit. When not frantically scribbling, she can be found indulging her passions for film, theatre, cult TV, sci-fi and real ale. If you should spot her in the pub, after five rounds rapid, she’ll be the one in the corner mumbling Ghostbusters quotes and waiting for the transporter to lock on to her signal… Email:


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