Posted August 26, 2011 by Alex Moss Editor in Features
 
 

Best Movie Hitmen


September 2nd sees the release of Kill List, a dark and disturbing tale of two hitmen drawn into a horrific and paranoid nightmare when they take on a mysterious new contract. The second film from hotly tipped British director Ben Wheatley (Down Terrace), the film won rave reviews at SXBW and had its UK debut at this year’s FrightFest. To mark the release of this sure-to-be cult classic, we’re taking a look at the ten best hired killers in movie history.

September 2nd sees the release of Kill List, a
dark and disturbing tale of two hitmen drawn into a horrific and paranoid
nightmare when they take on a mysterious new contract. The second film from
hotly tipped British director
Ben Wheatley (Down Terrace), the film won rave
reviews at SXBW and had its UK debut at this year’s FrightFest. To mark the
release of this sure-to-be cult classic, we’re taking a look at the ten best
hired killers in movie history.

Leon (Leon)
Jean Reno’s break-through in America was as the shy hitman
who befriends the young Natalie Portman, in her first ever screen role. At
heart it’s a tender story about a surrogate father-daughter relationship, but
French action maestro Luc Besson brings the explosions and Gary Oldman is
terrifyingly amazing as the unhinged bad guy.

Ghost Dog (Ghost Dog: Way of The Samurai)
Future Oscar winner Forrest Whitaker starred as the titular
assassin in Jim Jarmusch’s idiosyncratic crime drama. Ghost Dog is the lonely,
pigeon-fancying self-styled samurai, who carries out hits for the mob. A
fantastic blend of Japanese and hip-hop culture, with a cracking soundtrack
from the Wu-Tang Clan’s The RZA.

Jef Costello (Le Samourai)
Jean-Pierre Meville’s classic French thriller set the
template for all hit men movies that followed, and is a direct influence on
pretty much all the films on this list. Alain Delon plays the lead with
ice-like Gallic cool, cutting an iconic figure with his trench coat and
cigarettes.

Jules and Vincent (Pulp Fiction)
Quentin Tarrantino rescued John Travolta’s career from the
doldrums by casting his classic 90s crime anthology, teaming him with relative
newcomer Samuel L Jackson as a pair of semi-competent assassins. Tarrantino
described the pair as just two guys doing their jobs, which is why they seem
more interested in chatting about fast food that killing people.

Chev Chelios (Crank)
In Neveldine/Taylor’s delightfully insane Crank movies,
Jason Statham plays the oddly named Chev, an LA based hitman whose contract
killing career is interrupted when he is injected with a cocktail of drugs with
an unusual effect: if his adrenaline drops, he dies. Gleefully offensive and
over-the-top, it’s like watching the most demented videogame of all time, and
The Stath is on top form.

Martin Q Blank (Grosse Point Blank)
John Cusack plays Martin Q Blank, a typical John
Cusack-style good looking slacker who’s stressing out about his high school
reunion. A standard John Cusack film – apart from he’s a contract killer. A
witty, smart, touching film that flips both romantic comedy and action movie
clichés on their heads.

Vincent (Collateral)
Tom Cruise stepped away from his good guy image, and went
grey, to star in Michael Mann’s tense thriller. Jamie Foxx’s cab driver picks
up Cruise, thinking it’ll just be a normal fair, but he’s forced at gunpoint to
become his impromptu get-away driver for his one-man night of destruction.

The Bride (Kill Bill)
Another Tarrantino film on the list, in which Uma Thurman
gives perhaps her most famous role as the blood-soaked Bride, a former member
of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When she’s betrayed by her former
colleagues and left for dead, she goes on, according to the trailer to part 2,
“what the critics called a roaring rampage of revenge”.

The Jackal (The Jackal)
In this 1990s remake of the 70s thriller The Day Of The
Jackal, Bruce Willis plays the deadly assassin known only by his pseudonym,
hired to kill FBI director Richard Gere. Both the remake and the original were
based on Frederick Forsyth’s novel, from which notorious real life terrorist
Carlos The Jackal got his nickname.

Jay and Gal (Kill List)
The acclaimed second feature of Down Terrace director Ben Wheatley,
this British hitman thriller garnered excellent reviews in SXSW festival. The
story follows ex-soldier turned contract killer Jay, eight months after a
disastrous job in Kiev left him physically and mentally scarred. Pressured by
his partner, Gal, he takes on a new assignment. As they descend into the dark and
disturbing world of the contract, Jay begins to unravel once again – his fear
and paranoia sending him deep into the heart of darkness.


Alex Moss Editor

 
Alex Moss’ obsession with film began the moment he witnessed the Alien burst forth from John Hurt’s stomach. It was perhaps ill-advised to witness this aged 6 but much like the beast within Hurt, he became infected by a parasite called ‘Movies’. Rarely away from his computer or a big screen, as he muses on Cinematic Deities, Alex is “more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil”. Email: alex.moss@filmjuice.com